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I want to fuck a girl at work

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If you want to know what women want in bed and how to fuck her properly, this is one post you need to read. Look, I know you men have it difficult. Women are just about impossible to understand, much less please.

In a post-feminist society, you never know exactly what you should be doing. Women are bloody picky, I know we are. It can be scary, too, when women freak out about what appear to be benign issues.

I want to fuck a girl at work men who do their best to be respectful, female-positive humans, I salute you, I do. But please, please just fuck me already.

Honestly, I appreciate your thoughtfulness. I like that you want to take things slow. When we get hot and heavy, please take charge. Please, please fuck me. That makes me feel like a rapist. Get on top of me. Roll on top and start dry humping like a good boy should. You being coy is totally not what I want. There are lots of women out there who make fucking really difficult.

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So, I have compiled some handy tips. Just some simple tips, for timid men who have forgotten what it means to fuck like men: Oh, there will be some women who feel that you are pushy. If you are making out with a woman, and she starts to push back, ask nicely if things are moving too fast. Just read this and work it I want to fuck a girl at work Are you a boy or a Man? Do not drum your fingertips against her vulva like you are impatiently waiting at the Sears Tire Center for your receipt.

Do not push the clit like it is a doorbell at some house that you need to get inside of. Start by using all four fingers with firm yet gentle pressure against the outside of her pussy. Do not charge in with a single finger and start jabbing at things. Treat each one as though you have never encountered one before. Forget everything that your last partner liked.

The majority like to be pounded.

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The majority like to have their hair pulled. The majority like a good, solid jackhammering. Us women are confusing. This will make us make more sense: Do not pretend that you had no idea that some women like their hair pulled. Start with light, full handed smacks to the area of her ass that she sits on. Get to the gym and lift skinny boy. Read the rest here: Otherwise, we feel like we are fucking a ninja. Unless you actually are a ninja, and have sneaked into our rooms with vibrating nanuchaku and zippered black pajamas, please, please make some noise.

Whisper our name assuming you know it gruffly. God, you look so fucking hot.

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