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Jokes about introverts and dating


You are the designated talking head of the relationship in social settings. You are the one who orders the appetizer, explains how you met, answers questions about the vacation you guys took, sets up plans, tells the server that the food is fine, and even tells his stories for him.

Generally, you take care of all questions directed at both of you, and at least half of the questions directed at the introvert.

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They never loudly embarrass you in public. A super-perk of dating an introvert: You can never get the introvert to Jokes about introverts and dating back at you. This is both a relief and super frustrating. Introverts are just as talkative as everyone else. Their default level of scrutiny toward ANY plan you throw their way is always extremely high.

The most interesting aspect here is that even their good friends — tried and true individuals, if you will — are subject to the same level of scrutiny as complete strangers.

I might be too tired that day…. Social obligations without an exit strategy make introverts squirm. Before going out, they make you pin down 1 when you guys are going to leave and 2 the excuse you guys are gonna give.

Going out with large groups of people is not high on their list of priorities. Large groups of people scare introverts. You never get the feeling that someone else has the same thing you have with your introverted significant other.

They have Resting Bitchface Syndrome. Holy shit, she looks so bored. Is he having a good time?

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What is she thinking about? They are thoughtful at problem solving and less reactionary during fights. They make you play 20 Questions before agreeing to plans. Who is going to be there?

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Do I know them? Are they in any way annoying or unseemly?

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What is the potential of getting stuck with them? Will it be awkward?

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List the ways they could possibly be terrible to hang out with. Will it be expensive?

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How are we going to get out of the situation? How will we get home?

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